Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Screw introductions

OK, screw the introductions, I just saw a zombie on TV! See, I told you a bunch of weird shit was happening.
It all started with this "swine flu" bullshit. I pulled out my "Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks, yeah I know it's fiction but it just might save your ass now if I think whats coming is real. Anyway, in the ZSG it warned to look out for mysterious "outbreaks" and towns being quarantined.
Being the lazy, semi-crippled guy I am, I watch every news channel out there. The story was about how the Chinese use all these non-approved chemicals to make toys for our tots when I saw it.
Wait. there is something important on, update you later.

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